Miss Fancy Accoutrement

Miss Fancy Accoutrement is the classiest interior designer/ money collector/ builder/ advisor you will ever need. Get ready to have your socks knocked clean off.

Before

Transform your dirty 'ol dingy nasty 100 year old room into something you can live in. Miss Fancy Accoutrement is not afraid of your moldy nonsense. She will take one look at it, hand you a bill fir $150k, then you will want to leave for a while.

During

Most folks don't want to be around a trash heap. That's what your house will turn into as it's being remodeled. Miss Fancy Accoutrement does not like to cut corners. Sometimes she will just knock your whole house down if she doesn't like it. Make sure you sign the agreement for "unlimited ceiling to expense". This will ensure she can do her job.

After

You will be left feeling like a King, a Queen, a god, or all three at once. You will not know until you see it. The picture below doesn't even do your future justice. Don't take my word for it, hire her today!